Today, The Baltimore Sun announced, "Starting today, a more comprehensive horoscope column moves to the main news section, where it will appear daily."
Way to go, Sun. It's so nice to know you've chosen to use your ever-shrinking news pages to publish not just nonsense, but to publish more comprehensive nonsense. That's just the kind of "news" feature sure to enhance the knowledge of your readers and their understanding of important events. What a wonderful contribution to our community. And daily, too!