Recently, I got this offer from Groupon:
While not a vegan, I am interested in wholesome nutritional foods, so I read on. And learned the deal was for woo--online group woo:
Sorry, Groupon, not jumping on this "deal."For $49, today’s side deal gets you an online 28-day vegan challenge detox program with Nutrition Northwest Co. (a $249 value). Certified nutritionist Angela Pifer specializes in customized nutrition programs and group detoxification programs. This online group detox, available to anyone with a computer and an Internet connection, is designed to cleanse the body of harmful toxins through a four-step program. Over the detox period, clients strive to identify unhealthy toxins in their bodies, remove them, restore nutrients, and begin healing. Upon enrollment, clients will have access to the Rejuvenate online community, a copy of the Rejuvenate manual and recipe book, weekly teleconferences to monitor your success, and free downloads of audio meditations and Pilates videos. Clients are encouraged to participate in the Rejuvenate Seven Day Pre-cleanse Program, which will prepare you for the detoxification and increase your chances of success.
Over the detox period, clients strive to identify unhealthy toxins in their bodies, remove them, restore nutrients, and begin healing.
ReplyDeletePeople who believe in this arrant nonsense must have an incredibly poor self image; how else can these people keep imagining those "toxins" coursing through their bodies? They don't need vegan diets, they need psychiatric help.