Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Facebook Follies: The Satan Headache

Today's Facebook Folly:
When you carry the Bible, Satan gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees that you are living what you read, he flees. And when you are about to re-post this message, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him !!!!
My Facebook friend is so brave and so powerful, defeating a mythical evil character like that! I'm impressed.

1 comment:

  1. When he sees that you are living what you read, he flees.
    I am guessing your friend didn't read the Sceptic's Annotated Bible, particularly the section on depiction of Cruelty and Violence in the Bible.

    Particularly nice is this from Exodus:
    11:5 And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts.

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