Sunday, March 13, 2011

Help Japan, Donate and..., Part 2

Since my post yesterday, listing some of my ideas as to how people could help Japan as effectively as "donating and praying," some others have made suggestions:

From Caine, Fleur du mal:
  • Donate and down a shot. Down a shot for every donation. Drinking game!
  • Donate and make love.
  • Donate and bake chocolate bacon cookies.
  • Donate and hug your pet.
  • Donate and look at a pretty picture of a rainbow.
  • Donate and dress up.
  • Donate and go out on the town.
  • Donate and take deep, cleansing breaths.
  • Donate and cry huge crocodile tears.
  • Donate and rub iodine on your belly.

From Part-Time Insomniac, Death's Zombie Pet Porcupine:
  • Donate and wear silk panties.
  • Donate and ride a unicycle naked.
  • Donate and sing "I Feel Pretty" while hopping on one foot.
  • Donate and twirl a hula-hoop on each arm while gargling.

If you have other good ideas on way to help Japan as effectively as "donating and praying," please consider adding them to the comments. Then, after considering, add them.

1 comment:

  1. Donate and align your subluxations
    Donate and stick pins in your skin
    Donate and drink "direct marketed" juice
    Donate and get your colon cleansed
    Donate and tale oscillococcinum