Pet woo for you at Howard Community College

Howard Community College will be offering, as usual, a number of non-credit courses in woo this spring. Among them, woo for pets. No actually, pet woo for you, because I'm pretty sure that your pets don't practice woo. They're too smart for that:

Petspeak: What Your Animals Really Want You To Know

Have you ever wondered what your companion animals are trying to communicate? Have you ever been perplexed by their behavior? Why don't you ask them? In this entertaining and provocative evening, Animal communicator Terri Diener will introduce you to the rich and wonderful world of your pet's thoughts and feelings. Please bring a photograph of your pet to class.